Let's get it sorted
Dear friends.
If you are reading this, it is quite likely that you have recently received an STD from us (who would have thought, now that we are settling down, we'd be giving people STDs? *cue laugh track*).
If you know for certain you will be unable to attend our wedding, either because of the cruel winds of fate or because you despise us, please let us know here in the comments section as soon as possible so that we can begin the grieving process.
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We're Elliot Levin and Amanda Cort. Welcome to the number one site for information about our wedding. As the wedding gets closer (behold, the ever advancing nature of time!) we'll be developing this page with lots of useful information. Check back often, and if you're hip to it, subscribe to the RSS feed of our blog. We'll try to be entertaining as well as informative, I promise. I also promise to eat only Promise brand butter substitute from now until June 14th, at which point I'm switching to Imperial.